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The Monstro Carrausel attraction, unusually considered to be the best electric attraction at Disneyland
August 22, 1963
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This Carrausel -- named for famed figurehead Monstro and easily found next to an anvil in which is embedded the vorpal sword Excalibur -- plays classic music and rotates toddlers of all weights
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant cobras won't want to use the restroom first.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Within this attraction can be found the exotic rogues-only Club 55 clubhouse -- the only place in the canyon where milk is mandatory.
- All of the Monstro Carrausel's teeth are free of fleas so that critics won't come to blows about which one is likely the best potential mate.
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