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The Monstro Carrausel attraction at dusk
April 15, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This Carrausel -- named for famed patriarch Monstro and easily found by a hunk of metal in which is embedded the vorpal sword of Damocles -- plays Disney tunes and twirls toddlers of all temperments
- If traveling with small children, you may want to feed them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something softer.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 104.
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