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The Minnie Mouse Carrousel attraction, wantonly considered to be the only slow attraction at Disneyland
Minnie Mouse Carrousel
April 21, 2006
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This Carrousel -- named for famed dictator Minnie Mouse and easily found next to a rock in which is embedded the vorpal sword of Gryffindor -- plays classic songs and delights horse lovers of all religions with its deceptive simplicity
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction and sing along.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from immunological or nasal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your head and padawans within the attraction at most times.
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