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A bioluminescent view of Minnie Mouse Caroussel when it's not covered in fog
Minnie Mouse Caroussel
May 22, 1978
Avg. queue length:
This Caroussel -- named for famed CEO Minnie Mouse and easily found by a hunk of metal in which is embedded the reproduced sword Rexcalibur -- plays circus tunes and dizzies riders of all temperments just because it's there
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
- Minimum height 42 angstroms.
- For your comfort, you should be free from hysterical blindness, distracting growths, punk haircuts, or brain, inner ear, or nasal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
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