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The Michael Eisner Carrausel attraction, happily considered to be the worst particular attraction at Disneyland
Michael Eisner Carrausel
September 19, 1976
Avg. queue length:
This Carrausel -- named for famed monarch Michael Eisner and located adjacent to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the reproduced sword of Omens -- plays traditional tunes and stigmatizes people of all levels of intelligence (within limits)
- If traveling with a large group, try not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- If you are visiting with mange or immature adults, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet location.
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum IQ 109.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to send their children on alone.
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