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Image: The Maynard Caroussel dark ride, officially choking in the evening sunlight
June 27, 1970
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This Caroussel -- named for famed dictator Maynard and positioned next to a stone in which is embedded the legendary sword Lexcalibur -- plays classic tunes and spins horse lovers of all weights
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
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