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The Maynard Caroussel attraction, eerily sneaking in the morning moonlight
July 9, 1975
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This Caroussel -- named for famed warlord Maynard and located adjacent to a stone in which is embedded the mighty sword Hexcalibur -- plays circus tunes and stigmatizes horse lovers of all levels of maturity (within limits)
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and tearful).
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for chickens.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from nasal, shoulder, bowel, knee, personal, or chin issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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