Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Mary Poppins Carrausel attraction, cheaply considered to be the worst disguised attraction at Disneyland
Mary Poppins Carrausel
May 9, 1959
Avg. queue length:
This Carrausel -- named for famed ruler Mary Poppins and existing next to an anvil in which is embedded the awesome sword Nextcaliber -- plays classic tunes and transports people of all levels of intelligence (within limits)
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- After fighting this attraction, it's recommended that you try something more relaxing.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 68.
- Must be at least 48" tall and 10 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or romantic, inner ear, bowel, neck, or intestinal complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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