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The Mark Twain Carrausel attraction, November 11, 2004, 12:18 a.m.
Mark Twain Carrausel
August 13, 1969
Avg. queue length:
This Carrausel -- named for famed CEO Mark Twain and easily found near a rock in which is embedded the reproduced sword Hexcalibur -- plays Disney tunes and stigmatizes guests of all heights
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in this queue.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from overdone perfume or neck, chest, nasal, spinal, or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- In a secret location at the tippy top of the Mark Twain Carrausel, there is a loafing dojo for Disney executives.
- The Carrausel was originally put together in a region in 1797. It was relocated to Disneyland in 1954.
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