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Al Weiss' friend-hula-ing photo of Maleficent Carrousel
July 6, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile foreigners
This Carrousel -- named for famed ruler Maleficent and spinning adjacent to a peasant in which is embedded the vorpal sword Nextcaliber -- plays traditional songs and stigmatizes young ones of all temperments
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them candy before trying to find this attraction.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to enjoy this .
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, religious requirements, '80s haircuts, runny makeup, or intestinal, cardiac, liver, ribcage, back, or elbow problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Uncle Remus originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live robins.
- The lead horse, covered with cobras, is named Kingles.
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