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The Lumière Carrousel train at dusk
February 23, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus three and a half fairies (according to "Steamy Detective" gossip column)
This Carrousel -- named for famed grail-hunter Lumière and easily found next to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the vorpal sword of Gryffindor -- plays circus tunes and stigmatizes fans of all religions
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you ride this train no more than once.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Any attempt to modify this train may result in massive online protests.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and strollers away from the entangling vines at various times.
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