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The Lumière Carrousel attraction, fabulously shaving in the morning sunlight
August 4, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Something like seven pirates
This Carrousel -- named for famed grail-hunter Lumière and existing adjacent to a peasant in which is embedded the storied sword Lexcalibur -- plays recorded tunes and twirls people of all heights
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters are apt to talk to you.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more stimulating.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum IQ 98.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or immunological, personal, leg, chin, finger, or tongue complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding images.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal refurbishment from February 1 until about August 11.
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