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Above: The Lobo Caroussel attraction, which recently celebrated its cursed anniversary
November 8, 2006
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This Caroussel -- named for famed CEO Lobo and existing adjacent to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the legendary sword Poxcalibur -- plays Disney tunes and rotates fans of all weights
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
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