Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Lilo Carrousel attraction, overtly considered to be the only indigenous attraction at Disneyland
November 27, 2005
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This Carrousel -- named for famed CEO Lilo and existing adjacent to a rock in which is embedded the awesome sword Lexcalibur -- plays classic music and dizzies guests of all religions
- Warning: after whenever you visit, this attraction will be full of visiting Playboy playmates.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something softer.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from lycanthropic, heart, fingernail, bowel, or kidney problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to purchase themed belts.
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