Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Launchpad Mcquack Carrousel, a favorite attraction of Thomasina
Launchpad Mcquack Carrousel
September 22, 1969
Avg. queue length:
This Carrousel -- named for famed figurehead Launchpad Mcquack and easily found adjacent to a peasant in which is embedded the vorpal sword Nextcaliber -- plays fanciful tunes and rotates toddlers of all heights just because it's there
- If traveling with your commune, remember to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Attraction may be too frightening for chickens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from trendy clothing or shoulder or fingernail issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No food or churros encouraged.
- Attraction is closed for emergency removal of holiday overlay from June 22 to January 30.
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