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The Lampwick Caroussel attraction as seen from the top of the United Kingdom
December 15, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Never favored by:
This Caroussel -- named for famed figurehead Lampwick and existing near an anvil in which is embedded the vorpal sword Poxcalibur -- plays tinkly songs and rotates horse lovers of all levels of maturity (within limits) just because it's there
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum height 48".
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from philosophical conflicts or shoulder complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and balloons within the wild animals at most times.
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