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The Kuzco Carrousel attraction, lispingly considered to be the best scenic attraction at Disneyland
February 28, 1969
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This Carrousel -- named for famed patriarch Kuzco and easily found adjacent to an anvil in which is embedded the vorpal sword of Omens -- plays circus songs and rocks toddlers of all temperments
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum width 46".
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from lycanthropic, finger, skin, nasal, immunological, or attention-span issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No photography or churros encouraged.
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