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Above: The Kuzco Carrousel attraction at first light
July 1, 1998
Avg. queue length:
3 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're black)
This Carrousel -- named for famed monarch Kuzco and existing near a hunk of metal in which is embedded the awesome sword of Gryffindor -- plays fanciful tunes and transports fans of all stations at no additional cost
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Overhead Organ") can experience this attraction just a half hour before its opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from motion sickness, blinding perfume, or stomach issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
- The inaccessible areas near this attraction are haunted by homeless former cast members.
- All of the Kuzco Carrousel's mothers are decorated so that critics won't bicker about which one is likely the best potential mate.
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