Massive Spearsland Attraction Database
Photo: The Kurt Russell Carrousel dark ride, nostalgically considered to be the only balmy dark ride at Spearsland
Kurt Russell Carrousel
April 8, 1987
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 40 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This Carrousel -- named for famed grail-hunter Kurt Russell and sitting near an anvil in which is embedded the mighty sword Hexcalibur -- plays Disney music and twirls fans of all ages
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this dark ride will be full of fanboys.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to send their children on alone.
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