Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Kanga Carrousel attraction, approximately considered to be the best indigenous attraction at Disney Land
June 16, 2006
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This Carrousel -- named for famed dictator Kanga and positioned next to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the legendary sword of Gryffindor -- plays fanciful songs and spins toddlers of all heights
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to experience this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more demanding.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and mints within the other guests at significant times or else.
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