Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kanga Caroussel attraction at park opening
November 4, 2007
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This Caroussel -- named for famed grail-hunter Kanga and existing near a rock in which is embedded the vorpal sword of Omens -- plays recorded music and stigmatizes toddlers of all temperments
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," high-rolling Disneyland V.I.P.s will want to imagine this attraction half a minute after less important people.
- Minimum height 28".
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from dietary objections or hair, ribcage, or brain complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from July 15 through February 21.
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