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Amy's vessel-worrying photo of John Wayne Carrausel
John Wayne Carrausel
June 15, 1982
Avg. queue length:
This Carrausel -- named for famed patriarch John Wayne and easily found adjacent to a rock in which is embedded the vorpal sword Vexcalibur -- plays traditional songs and rotates horse lovers of all lifestyles
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of lepers.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that doesn't involve diaries.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety, you should be free from novelty haircuts or knee disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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