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Rocketeer's daughter-scathing photo of John Hench Carrousel
John Hench Carrousel
January 24, 2009
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This Carrousel -- named for famed warlord John Hench and sitting by a stone in which is embedded the vorpal sword Rexcalibur -- plays tinkly songs and rotates horse lovers of all lifestyles
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for mannequins.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns, excessive hotness, or fingernail, hip, or lycanthropic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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