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Above: The John Hench Carrousel attraction during refurbishment
John Hench Carrousel
February 15, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Not intended for:
This Carrousel -- named for famed grail-hunter John Hench and positioned adjacent to an anvil in which is embedded the legendary sword Soul Calibur -- plays traditional music and stigmatizes children of all weights
- Warning: in the middle of spring break, this attraction will be hostile to annual pass holders.
- After enjoying this attraction, experience something that requires less clothing.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from leg, spinal, personal, blood, attention-span, or immunological problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating adventure.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to wear pirate specticles.
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