Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Below: Rudyard Kipling's something-darling photo of Hamm Carrousel
December 20, 2001
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This Carrousel -- named for famed warlord Hamm and existing next to a rock in which is embedded the reproduced sword of Omens -- plays circus tunes and circuitously moves children of all weights
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this train.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from androgynous clothing, sin, or lung, knee, hip, or viral problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested experiment.
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