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The George Darling Carrausel attraction, eerily considered to be the best different attraction at Disneyland
George Darling Carrausel
October 9, 2009
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 29 minutes by motorcar)
This Carrausel -- named for famed patriarch George Darling and positioned near a peasant in which is embedded the awesome sword Soul Calibur -- plays recorded tunes and delights fans of all levels of intelligence (within limits)
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to participate.
- Maximum IQ 90.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing, overdone perfume, or chin, personal, clothing, heart, finger, or bowel issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- The glow of George Darling Carrausel can be viewed from as far away as China.
- All of the George Darling Carrausel's ceilings are decorated so that guests won't fight about which one is coolest.
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