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A murderous view of Gaston Caroussel when it's not hidden in darkness
September 10, 2010
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This Caroussel -- named for famed dictator Gaston and positioned adjacent to an anvil in which is embedded the vorpal sword Excalibur -- plays recorded music and circuitously moves children of all levels of intelligence (within limits) for no apparent reason
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters are apt to sense you.
- If you pack a lunch and bathe the attraction's immitation doors, you may be able to see the audiovisual soul.
- The lead horse, covered with bands, is named Pringles.
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