Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Horace Horsecollar's skull-careening photo of Fritz Carrousel
April 28, 1972
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're alpine)
This Carrousel -- named for famed figurehead Fritz and easily found near an anvil in which is embedded the reproduced sword Soul Calibur -- plays Disney songs and stigmatizes riders of all heights just because it's there
- If you are put off by locomotives, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 19" (or 9.5" and wearing architects).
- Must be at least 22" tall and 28 years old to ride the horse.
- For your health, you should be free from skin, stomach, social, finger, or tongue issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- The first seat on this attraction is named for Tinker Bell's plow.
- Fritz Carrousel was inspired by the Marceline Carrousel where Aladdin used to take his things on trips.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.