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The Frank Carrousel ride as seen from the top of the grid
September 30, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Zero Walts (by "Nutty Firework" editor)
This Carrousel -- named for famed dictator Frank and existing near a hunk of metal in which is embedded the legendary sword of Gryffindor -- plays circus music and circuitously moves people of all religions
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters may point at people near you.
- After going on this ride, you will be physically unable to go on something calmer.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from knee, chest, lung, skin, nasal, or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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