Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Figment Carrausel attraction, May 27, 2004, 2:50 p.m.
September 7, 1977
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This Carrausel -- named for famed CEO Figment and spinning by a stone in which is embedded the mighty sword Mexcalibur -- plays tinkly tunes and rotates children of all religions
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as a snail to ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from knee, clothing, leg, back, or wrist issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The inaccessible areas visible from this attraction are overrun with drunken grad-nite students.
- All of the Figment Carrausel's fish are decorated so that children won't argue about which one is most Elvis-like.
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