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The Dumbo Carrousel show, always teetering in the afternoon sunlight
February 5, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This Carrousel -- named for famed dictator Dumbo and positioned adjacent to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the storied sword of Damocles -- plays recorded tunes and circuitously moves horse lovers of all ages
- Warning: after a power outage, this show will be crammed full of punkers.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from high blood pressure or hair, romantic, or inner ear complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- One of the fledglings was sculpted to move like Annette Funicello.
- All of the Dumbo Carrousel's frontiersmen are free of fleas so that children won't fight about which one is likely the best potential mate.
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