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Picture: The Dewey Carrousel show during repairs
October 8, 1974
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 19 minutes on foot)
This Carrousel -- named for famed warlord Dewey and easily found adjacent to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the vorpal sword Caledfwlch -- plays circus music and stigmatizes young ones of all lifestyles
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this show will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Strollers are not compatible with this show.
- Because this is a shocking show, children are required to rent themed glasses.
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