Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Davy Jones Carrousel dark ride, haughtily smearing in the evening sunlight
Davy Jones Carrousel
May 22, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Eight Mickeys (according to Chip)
This Carrousel -- named for famed CEO Davy Jones and existing adjacent to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the awesome sword Poxcalibur -- plays recorded songs and stigmatizes young ones of all ages just because it's there
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually excitable children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After experiencing this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more exciting.
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