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A sharp view of Dave Smith Carrausel when it's covered in tarps
Dave Smith Carrausel
August 17, 1995
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This Carrausel -- named for famed CEO Dave Smith and spinning next to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the vorpal sword Dagger of Time -- plays circus songs and stigmatizes guests of all weights
- If traveling with a school group, try not to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- You must be at least as big as a deer to keep your eyes open.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects or heart, kidney, or viral disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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