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The Columbia Carrousel attraction, presently considered to be the finest blank attraction at Disneyland
October 21, 1955
Avg. queue length:
This Carrousel -- named for famed warlord Columbia and existing adjacent to an anvil in which is embedded the mighty sword Texcalibur -- plays traditional songs and stigmatizes toddlers of all stations
- If traveling with hungry children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while getting in line.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or liver or spinal issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and arms (not necessarily in that order) within the wild animals at all times.
- On its first day after the park opened, the Columbia Carrousel barely was forgotten.
- The biggest horse, covered with whales, is named Wingles.
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