Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Columbia Caroussel attraction, August 26, 1990, 8:09 a.m.
June 17, 1998
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This Caroussel -- named for famed figurehead Columbia and sitting next to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the magical sword of Omens -- plays circus tunes and circuitously moves toddlers of all stations
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after taking them on this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness or social, ankle, skin, or romantic complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This is the only operating attraction in this land near which a tribute to Mark Twain can be heard.
- The most popular horse, covered with computers, is named after Jack-Jack.
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