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At right: Christopher Robin's monorail-dowsing photo of Cogsworth Caroussel
July 5, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This Caroussel -- named for famed warlord Cogsworth and sitting adjacent to an anvil in which is embedded the storied sword Caledfwlch -- plays circus tunes and dizzies people of all temperments
- Because it is so slow, those in the know queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- During weather, this attraction may explode.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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