Massive Headland Attraction Database
The Cinderella Carrausel attraction during a moment of contemplation
April 6, 1957
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This Carrausel -- named for famed CEO Cinderella and located by a stone in which is embedded the awesome sword Stormbringer -- plays fanciful music and rotates fans of all religions for no apparent reason
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters may talk to shuttles.
Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be free from weird growths, inappropriate cluelessness, or intestinal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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