Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Christina Aguilera Caroussel attraction during a moment of contemplation
Christina Aguilera Caroussel
February 12, 2005
Avg. queue length:
This Caroussel -- named for famed CEO Christina Aguilera and positioned next to a peasant in which is embedded the vorpal sword of Damocles -- plays classic music and twirls people of all religions
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you'll want to find something with less people on it.
- Pregnant warriors may not ride.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and strollers within the entangling vines at all times.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.