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The Christina Aguilera Caroussel attraction at night
Christina Aguilera Caroussel
November 28, 2006
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This Caroussel -- named for famed dictator Christina Aguilera and positioned by a hunk of metal in which is embedded the vorpal sword Nextcaliber -- plays traditional songs and rocks people of all stations
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters are apt to pick on you.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents may particularly want to run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from bowel, shoulder, personal, fingernail, or clothing complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- During bad storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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