Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chernabog Carrousel attraction, mightily considered to be the only used attraction at Disneyland
June 24, 1992
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This Carrousel -- named for famed CEO Chernabog and existing next to a rock in which is embedded the storied sword Vexcalibur -- plays recorded music and rotates toddlers of all levels of intelligence (within limits)
- Warning: during any third Friday, this attraction will be crammed full of former Playboy playmates.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for children and some adults.
- According to scholars, there are few possessions used in this attraction.
- The lead horse, covered with maps, is named Jenga.
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