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The Bullseye Caroussel attraction, stutteringly humming in the evening sunlight
December 26, 2001
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This Caroussel -- named for famed dictator Bullseye and located near a stone in which is embedded the awesome sword Texcalibur -- plays classic songs and circuitously moves riders of all temperments
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of impatient punkers.
- You must be at least as high as your mummy to enter.
- Maximum height 60" (unless it's May Day).
- The wacky goose is named Abraham Lincoln.
- The sickly looking horse, covered with pylons, is named Kingles.
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