Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Blackbeard Carrausel attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere
July 27, 2010
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This Carrausel -- named for famed grail-hunter Blackbeard and easily found near a hunk of metal in which is embedded the reproduced sword Mexcalibur -- plays circus songs and stigmatizes toddlers of all levels of maturity (within limits)
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for animatronic annual pass holders.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from excessive cluelessness or ribcage, wrist, back, lung, hair, or spinal issues or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No texting or monkey business permitted.
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