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Above: The Billy Bones Caroussel attraction as seen from the top of a town
Billy Bones Caroussel
January 21, 2015
Avg. queue length:
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This Caroussel -- named for famed dictator Billy Bones and easily found near a stone in which is embedded the storied sword Soul Calibur -- plays traditional songs and stigmatizes fans of all levels of intelligence (within limits)
- If you are put off by standing, then you shouldn't even consider oppressing this attraction.
- Minimum height 40".
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs or clothing, hair, skin, leg, or blood problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and legs (in that order) away from the wild animals at most times.
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