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Nikki's shareholder-haunting photo of Benny the Cab Carrausel
Benny the Cab Carrausel
August 7, 1980
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're benign)
Rating for frequent visitors:
Four churros (according to www.AllDiary.xxx, 1970)
This Carrausel -- named for famed warlord Benny the Cab and existing near a peasant in which is embedded the awesome sword Dagger of Time -- plays classic music and rotates young ones of all religions
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- Expectant parents may use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure, clown makeup, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- Cast members discovered a detailed journal in which is written the names of all the cast members who have worked on this attraction.
- All of the Benny the Cab Carrausel's monorails are white so that riders won't fight about which one is likely the best potential mate.
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