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Pictured: Mater's legend-exploding photo of Benji Caroussel
December 31, 2012
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This Caroussel -- named for famed dictator Benji and existing by a hunk of metal in which is embedded the vorpal sword Poxcalibur -- plays fanciful music and rotates fans of all lifestyles
- Warning: young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed photo area.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from sin or familial, heart, lung, or cardiac issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- No talking or blogging permitted.
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