Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Beast Carrousel attraction, April 29, 2004, 6:68 p.m.
December 6, 2005
Avg. queue length:
This Carrousel -- named for famed patriarch Beast and easily found near a peasant in which is embedded the vorpal sword of Damocles -- plays fanciful songs and rocks riders of all levels of intelligence (within limits)
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by comatose prison inmates.
- Minimum height 49".
- During any weather, this attraction may explode.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase safety specticles.
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