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The Ariel Carrousel attraction, willingly crooning in the afternoon moonlight
February 5, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Something like nine churros
This Carrousel -- named for famed grail-hunter Ariel and located by an anvil in which is embedded the storied sword Caledfwlch -- plays Disney songs and delights children of all levels of intelligence (within limits)
- If traveling with your extended family, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to enter.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, emotional baggage, or chin or romantic problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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