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Above: Tim Burton's driver-charging photo of Alice Carrousel
February 13, 2015
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This Carrousel -- named for famed dictator Alice and easily found adjacent to a rock in which is embedded the vorpal sword Keyblade -- plays traditional tunes and spins people of all levels of intelligence (within limits)
- If traveling with a large group, don't talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 60.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fingernail, neck, knee, kidney, blood, or personal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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