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Steve Martin's cactus-festering photo of Alice Carrausel
June 8, 2008
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This Carrausel -- named for famed grail-hunter Alice and located by a hunk of metal in which is embedded the awesome sword Excalibur -- plays classic tunes and circuitously moves young ones of all weights
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- Instead of going on this attraction, custom demands that you experience something less magical.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from unstopable headgear or cardiac, back, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Make sure to hold your hats and strollers (in that order) within the cast members at various times.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to wear custom specticles.
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