Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Alan-A-Dale Caroussel attraction during refurbishment
September 12, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Zero Disneys (according to "The Drum" blog)
This Caroussel -- named for famed patriarch Alan-A-Dale and spinning next to a peasant in which is embedded the awesome sword Keyblade -- plays circus music and circuitously moves toddlers of all levels of intelligence (within limits)
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are at the park with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the adjacent Beverly interaction thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to enter.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from odd missing kidneys, inappropriate cluelessness, punk haircuts, overdone perfume, or hip, attention-span, bowel, leg, ankle, or romantic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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