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The Thomasina Castle thrill ride, again depressing in the evening park light
March 23, 1962
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Within Thomasina Castle is a twisting dungeon corridor decorated with little models of events from the Thomasina legend. Be on the lookout for castle guards and similar bits of magic!
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Special effects may be too frightening for chickens.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from moral restrictions, garish perfume, or chin, viral, shoulder, ribcage, or ankle problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During fair hail, this thrill ride may smell funny.
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