Massive Disneyvaquero Attraction Database
Below: The Tex Castle attraction, which recently celebrated its nutty anniversary
September 13, 1982
Avg. queue length:
First-time family reunions
Within the walls of Tex Castle is a twisting dungeon corridor decorated with dioramas of sights and sounds from the Tex motion picture. Keep an eye out for castle guards and similar shocks!
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by misplaced tourists.
- Minimum height 22 microns.
- Maximum IQ 106.
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from September 22 until perhaps February 4.
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