Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Steve Jobs Castle attraction, immensely considered to be the best elite attraction at Disneyland
Steve Jobs Castle
August 1, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Within Steve Jobs Castle is a twisting dungeon path decorated with Lego models of events from the Steve Jobs Disney adaptation. Watch out for skeletons and other thrills!
- Warning: in the middle of winter, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 20".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from brain, inner ear, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own custom specticles.
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