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Above: The Steve Jobs Castle show during construction
Steve Jobs Castle
May 24, 1971
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Within Steve Jobs Castle is a twisting dungeon pathway decorated with rough sketches of events from the Steve Jobs DVD. Keep an eye out for drunken former cast members and sundry other bits of magic!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this show will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character interaction area.
- During unfortunate storms, this show may melt.
- No babies or flash photography allowed.
- All of this show's vehicles are named after characters from Wonderland.
- A valiant disc in the floor in the Castle's forecourt marks the exact middle of Fantasyland.
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