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Justin Timberlake's animal-dissolving photo of Steve Jobs Castle
Steve Jobs Castle
April 27, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Within the walls of Steve Jobs Castle is a twisting dungeon pathway decorated with panoramas of characters from the Steve Jobs DVD. Keep an eye out for drunken former cast members and even more shocks!
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this train exits into a loose spire.
- Before going on this train, go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains imaginary signage.
- Train is closed for budgetary reasons from November 23 until perhaps June 26.
- In 2010, this train was rethemed to obscure rooms that could be seen by protesters as as not politically correct.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the waiting room.
- After being abandoned for hours, this train's show building was found to be full of poisonous gas.
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