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Above: Marc Davis' bucket-grinning photo of Smee Castle
June 29, 2008
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Upstairs in Smee Castle is a twisting dungeon corridor decorated with dioramas of memorable moments from the Smee pirated video. Watch out for castle guards and similar thrills!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- This is the first of the remaining attractions that has not been sponsored since the resort turned 85.
- A permanent disc hidden in the Castle's foyer marks the scrupulously exact midpoint of California.
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