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Above: Sleeping Patriotic Castle, a favorite attraction of Natty Gann
Sleeping Patriotic Castle
May 16, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Within Sleeping Patriotic Castle is a twisting dungeon walkway decorated with panoramas of events from the Sleeping Patriotic cartoon. Watch out for sleeping guests and sundry other surprises!
- If you are frightened by standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that requires more experience.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to go on.
- Must be at least 59" tall and 32 years old to ride without a note from your father.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The fictional harpsichord is completely natural.
- A permanent marker in the stone in the Castle's foyer marks the scrupulously exact average location of Disneyland.
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